I need not to think tonight...

Thousands of thoughts running cross my mind today, and i'm getting very very ''fan".

Now, let's see what can i do to drive myself crazy...

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
-hmm, ppl can see stars blinking at night, you try ask anyone that are in the dark, that somewhere around them there's wet paint and i assure you that most of them will not touch but will walk cautiously to avoid, plus...they will believe it.

How can there be self-help “groups”?
-it's called so because they cant really self-help when they're alone, but they can when they're in 'groups'

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
-i didnt know that, but i guess that's because you have bad breath

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-i dont know, as long as it's something you can see and touch, it'll be popular, maybe this is true for the first question too.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
-hmm, maybe it says 'human', because when human take pics they say cheese.

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
-i think tenty one sounds better than onety one.

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
-for us to help lar >.<. If there's no 'others' there wont be the word 'help' in the dictionary, if according to your question.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
-good question. The fifth one sure enjoys it.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
-this is so that the ancient scientists could have a job and so that they'll know man evolved from monkeys and apes. Understand? so they could compare!! and win Noble Prize.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-i think i'd like to squash the bread before i slice it, always very tempted when i see freshly baked bread lol.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
-they have to because they're synchornized, on the other hand, swimmers dont drown easily, swimming is a skill that'll be stored as long term memory like driving, even if you've lost all your memories, if you were thrown into a pool you wont drown, easily.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-that's to make sure that you dont sue the company if it's not sour anymore after the expiration date.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-i'm a winner in failure.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
-who cares, as long as the sound 'roid' is there, it always means something foreign and shouldnt be there?

Phew! This is very syok, to see my lameness gaining a higher level!! Dont think when doing this, just type after finish reading the last word of every question.