Highlights of The Day

How they broke my heart~~T.T
Were discussing where to have our dinner
Me: wait, wait, when we in strathclyde that time, my bday, i want everyone come and i wanna...(not even finished, my sentence...)
Puileng: ehem.. we are discussin bout kok pim's bday...
Jeannie: I didnt catch taht sorry

Me having non-linear body weight?
Jeannie: Because carolyn has non-linear body weight (muttering)
Me: What? What is that? what is non-linear body weight? Why?
Jeannie: Because you can starve for 2 days without eating and not looking any slimmer at all...
Me: My best record was 4 days, camp during Form 2. They bloody ruined the kitchen we built, and the rain was too heavy and damaged all our food...thus...only milo for the meals...
(what exactly mean by non-linear body weight? figure it our yourself)

1, 2, 3, 8, 10, 15!!??
1=KFC, 2=ticket, 3=skating treat, 8?=jeannie will think of something nice for moi, 10= my target, jen said it's too much, 15= jeannie's target.
(this is our lil agreement)

How to avoid getting annoyed by the frequent shutting of toilet door (if you were fated to take the one near the toilet)
Vivi: One ppl only sh*t once per day mar, so 4 times per day lor...not that bad lar...
Edmund: I thought sh*tting business will be done in campus wan?
(orh... now we know edmund only sh*t in the campus toilets)

Who will cry the most during the day of our flight?
KokLiang: I'll cry from the moment i am in the car coming to KL
Me: I wont cry in front of them(parents) gua, after boarding the plane then cry lor...
Edmund: (unexpectedly) I think i'll cry the most gua (everyone laughing, because is that likely? Just funny to think he cries lol)

How Jen and Vivi can laugh so hard bout my lame joke~
Vivi: i wanna bring videocam and record all our expressions before boarding the plane
Jen: i doubt you'll be free to do that
Me: dont worry lar vivi, just attach the videocam on top of your head so you can pack while recording all ppl's expressions
(and i dont know why they laughed so hard, maybe the thought of ppl with vidcam attached on their head was funny)

About cooking utensils, how many rice cooker should we bring?
All were having mixed conversation...suddenly...
KokPim: We buy cooking utensils to cook BIRD NEST there lar~~
(everyone roaring in laughter and sweating as well)

How i hope to see half naked Edmund LOL
Edmund: Why need to buy so many rice cooker? Can use pan mah...
Vivi: Then maybe you should use wood to cook lol
Me: Ya, then early in the morning, we can see edmund, half-naked, carrying an axe and chopping woods on the ground in front of our hostel...
(the thought of him doing that is hilarious lol)

Bout housemanship
(suddenly)
Edmund: I dont wanna do housemanship in sarawak mar, so the only way is to get married with an Ipoh wife so i can stay in Ipoh...
Edmund: So... i wanna have a pseudo marriage with laiyee!! (...shocking news)

Bout bathing, laundry.
Me: Cant tahan lar, not bathing in the morning..
Edmund: So cold wont sweat de lar...
Kok Liang: Ya lor...
Jen, vivi: Heard no place for us to sidai kain, they use washing machine and dryer there...
Kok Liang: Ya lor if wanna cuci, have to do it curi-curi in the toilet(is that a crime? cuci kain? OMG i never knew handwashing clothes will actually breaks the law...why am i not arrested yet til now?).
Me: Must be expensive lar using those washing machine...
Kok Liang: No need de lar, there so cold, just sidai your baju in your room and let it dry, wont have any bad smell wan...we guys very chinchai wan...
(now we know we should never step into a guy's room)

Me, being minority
Me: Laiyee, i'm afraid i'll really get married at the age of 21, like what we predicted using our teacher's engagement ring lar (tat was when i was 10 years old lol)
Vivi: Good lar, they're all angmo (meaning red hair in hokkien) and they love minority mar.
(so i'm really the minority...)

How Kok Liang's expression ended the dinner
All ppl discussing bout politics...Kok Liang being the loudest and cant seem to speak totally in chinese (those DAP, BN, blah blah blah and those politicians' names)
Me: Can you use fan dui dang for DAP?
Jen: Ya, you shouldnt be that obvious...(and he was abit intimidated by both of us)
~suddenly, kok pim came from his back and bent down so fast and close to his face that he actually...squeaked and jumped from his chair, LOL that expression was classic!!)